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Did you know that Chuck Norris can be elected for Lithuanian Parliament without putting forward his candidacy? He wasn't of course. Chuck Norris wouldn't be able to live in Lithuania. Chuck Norris can do everything everywhere, in Lithuania everybody can Chuck a Norris.

My masochistic tendencies are at full potential today it seems. I‘ve accidentally burnt my forearm with steam, slit my wrist with a rusted nail (still very much accidentally, mind you), and not so accidentally got stung by a hornet. And then there are those thoughts...

Hi. I'm still functioning. Well, sort of. I figured I should do a feature now that I have a pm. It's not a typical one, I guess, and that's what I love about it. This way it becomes personal, like there's a piece of me in those beautiful works bellow. Feel free to have a look. RULES: Answer the questions below. Take each answer and type it into dA search box. Choose a deviation. 1. The age you will be on your next birthday: :thumb33140541: 2. A place you'd like to travel: :thumb114003754: 3. Your favorite place: :thumb36837985: 4. Your favorite object: :thumb150661164: 5. Favorite food: :thumb54403481: 6.Your favorite animal: